I Hate Kevin Church

This is way more fun that it should be.

Oh man, you can do the news, too.

People, how can you expect me to get done with my script if you keep putting things like this in front of me? I'm afraid we're going to have to shut down the internets if this keeps up...

Here, leave me alone. Go make your own.

(This isn't a hat tip, it's a shove.)