When They're Released, They'll All Be Given Ponies

So, the British are now claiming, with evidence that I'm 100% sure is accurate and true, that, basically, the Iranians illegally bordered their vessel and seized its sailors in Iraqi waters, not the Iranian side of that border. That kind of step-up in rhetoric would be chilling. Fortunately, the US, again in a purely co-incidental act I'm 100% sure had no ulterior motives whatsoever, have sent a second carrier into the Persian Gulf. I'm 100% sure that even more guns and bombs and planes in the area will keep these tensions from boiling over!