Debate Night!

I'm convinced John McCain is going to do something crazy tonight.

Like guarantee he won't seek a second term. Or challenge Obama to a pie eating contest. Or announce that he's really the father of Bristol Palin's father and they'll be getting married Nov. 3rd after his divorce from Cindy is finalized.

I mean, he's tanking in the polls and it's been at least a week since he spun the roulette wheel.