This is me trying not to kill myself

Now, I want you to imagine that you have just taken a very large book, possibly bound and wrapped with all sorts of heavy metal bits and embellishments, off the shelf and are holding it in your hands. Suddenly, smack that book into your forehead as hard as you can. Then do it again and again and again until your head is throbbing and your extremities are a bit numb. I find, when I do that, I just don't care so much anymore. Similar effects can be achieved through blood loss, the intake of large amounts of intoxicants, and a myopic worldview.

Okay, now that you're properly prepared go read this.