It's Official: Goth is Dead

I cannot seem to escape this song, lately:

Everywhere I go. Clubs, internet radio, friend's house, it's there waiting to suck. Worse, I've heard it often enough that it's starting to grow on me. Like mold.

When I first heard it, I thought it was part of a musical. Some off-broadway stuff loosely based on WhiteWolf or something. But, nope, Eurovision.

I imagine people in Europe view Eurovision the way I do, say, American Idol. Which is to say, with the sick fascination of a car wreck. But from this vantage point it's wonderfully, seriously fucked up stuff.