Guild Wars: A Little Litmus Test

Here's a quick little test to see whether or not you're the sort of mindless Arena drone I don't waste my time with.

Do you get this joke?

My pet, when I'm playing a Ranger, is named "Shop Boys."

If not, then, yeah, you need to stop playing video games, grow some pubic hair, start looking into members of the opposite sex (Or same sex, if you happen to swing that way. No judgment here you dumbass motherfucking scrub.), and leave me alone.