Got My Popcorn Ready and Everything

Decided to take the afternoon off and track the primary results. Polls have been open since 7AM and are set to close at 8PM (And, yes, that's eastern time but parts of the U.P. are CST and the poll hours are local so the last ones won't close until 9PM EST.) . Haven't heard anything much of interest yet but I'm going to keep my ears out. I'm sure something will crop up sooner or later.

Before I leave, though, I've said it before, people, democracy just does not work.